Wish list

• a warm climate with beaches, aka beach parties every weekend& being a few more shades off albino


• To never have to talk to stupid people anymore-- like Canada post employees who are dumber than blind church mice and make me so annoyed that I am not even excited that they're dropping of my coatttttt!!


• An endless appetite and raging metabolism


• An earls cook in my house to make me french fries, chili chicken, and raspberry sundays 24/7 oh and maybe chicken fingers too & lemon meringue, Bellini's and hypnotic beach AKA seamen


• Naps everyday


• unlimited funds


• working from 1pm-430pm