we're G-unit

SO we went out for dinner to the keg yesterday and googled why St. Patrick was famous.. Laura's brother told her it was because he chased the rats out of Ireland, that however was wrong, but it was close! He chased the Snakes out. I am not really sure how you 'chase' an entire species out of a country but this is his claim to fame!

Kelvin Also realized he wishes he was white and is incredibly jealous of how gangster Laura and I are as we sing

"DJ Khaled We the best

Who?

We nigga

We the best the runners I represent the ghetto across the world And you represent the hood put your Hands in the sky

I'm so hood I wear my pants below my waist"

Yeaah everyone we loves it <3